gayybriel

britanymurphy:

i love sia

britanymurphy:

i love sia

(Source: randomsoup, via kingofconeyisland)

gravity falls fandom

  • mom: what do u want 4 birthdy??
  • me: video gaem
  • mom: no vid game, child.
  • me: money
  • mom: 4 what
  • me: for video gm ae
  • mom: outsmarted agen

senpai-has-noticed-you:

sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by sicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg

(Source: senpai-has-noticed-you, via sniffing)

folwer:

but its important

folwer:

but its important

(via officialwhitegirls)

illkim:

Me bending over to pick up my pencil

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(Source: illkim, via officialwhitegirls)

(Source: weheartit.com, via mexi-cant)

godsmacklemore:

Please read this poem I wrote in first grade

godsmacklemore:

Please read this poem I wrote in first grade

(via joshpeck)

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

circumcisions:

loudmouthed:

i wanna hav s*x

sax? ha ha right on

hit it bill 

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I did not have saxual relations with that woman

(via 2young2care-yolo)